Kilvafoorum

It is indeed an eye patch. Who can forget Darryl Hannah in Kill Bill II, with one eye patch already Uma Thurman plucks out her other eye! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!!!

Over to you Mart.

Not vampire fangs. I'm looking for something which could be worn in polite company. Indeed, if one had a need for such an item, it would be distasteful to be seen in public without one.

Not Horns, not a wig. Think a little bit lower on the head ...

Above the neck!

This would be worn somewhere above the waist.